graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

shmoo06:

P!nk on Gaydar Radio

francoisdelabooo:

is there actually sims fanfiction

like

how do you dialogue?????

She turned to him, tears traveling down her cheeks, and whispered softly,

“Faloopsinarb, woo fa goo.”

He will never look at her in the same way again.

boyyouknowitsdagger:

lakeforestbeauty:

Patrick Sharp’s adorable daughter Madelyn, with Niklas Hjalmarsson’s girlfriend, Elina

The infinibaby. 

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

sageybabay84:

Obsessed w thisss

finalizings:

hottie

isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIENdG ET AWAY FRO YM HUSSBNAD

drarna:

instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack.

catholicnun:

when everyone follows each other so you see the same post like 10 times in a row